Hey! It's Okay...
- If you prefer his five dollar pillow to your designer one.
- To spend more on Christmas gifts for your pets than your parents.
- To go to a party just for the food.
- To be a singing sensation - alone in your car.
- If your favorite section of the newspaper is still the comics.
- If the word "kumquat" still makes you giggle.
- If you still listen for hoofbeats on your roof... just in case.
- To eat just the really buttery pieces of popcorn, and toss the rest.
- To wonder if you can still be sexy in bed... with your socks on.
- To think of your birthday as a holiday. and take the day off work.