- I think that life isn't fair.
- And that chocolate shouldn't be fattening.
- And that no matter how hard I try, I'll never live up to my expectations.
- And romance novels are a cruel trick, because the men in them don't freaking exist!
- Even if they are hot.
- And even if I am way better in the sack than the heroines are.
- Way better.
- And that it doesn't matter how much or little sleep I get, because I will always be tired when I wake up.
- I'd make a great romance novelist.
- If I could write.
- And I could totally be discovered by a music executive if I sing in my car with the windows open, really loudly.
- and that finally, finally (!) I have fan-fucking-tastic hair.
- Especially right before I have to go to bed.
~Amalia~
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